GM Fish

It's not a secret that I made my first million via Genetic Modification (GM), and let me tell you, myself and Dr. Mrs. Irrational lead a very cosmopolitan life because of that. However, it strikes me that one challenge we need to solve is the presence of bones within fish. Really, they cause nothing but trouble.

Whilst dining in a very fashionable Seafood restaurant, I was tucking into my favourite dish of Turbot with a beetroot glaze when I found myself choking on a bone. Thankfully I was able to recover without manual intervention, but my meal was ruined. After that I poked at my Turbot, searching for hidden bones. By the time I was only a quarter of the way through my fillet it was cold, Dr. Mrs. Irrational was ordering dessert, and the waiter was beginning to think my amateur surgery antics quite strange.

So, isn't it time the boffins solved the real problems of life, and set about creating a breed of boneless fish? I don't think a boney skeleton is terribly important to living a healthy life as a fish, so I think the piscine effect will be minimal. After all, Jelly-Fish and Shrimp seem to lead healthy and full lives.