Global warming is something that affects us all, and in the run-up to the Copenhagen summit I felt it my duty to pull on my thinking cap, and solve this problem once and for all.
It didn't take long before my creative juices were flowing, and inspiration wandered across the croquet lawn near the East wing of my current abode(*), in the form of our dog. You see, being responsible dog-owners, we've removed the chaps 'knackers', in an effort to collectively control the canine population. As such, dogs can reproduce as, and when, we see fit.
Human beings are the cause - directly, or indirectly - of global warming, we watch TV, we drive cars, we burn coal, we eat cows. Surely the best way of countering global warming is for there to be less of us. We need to neuter and spay ourselves.(#) It's the responsible thing to do.
I believe in this so firmly that I'd happy to be head of the line, but unfortunately due to losing a hand of poker several years back in quite dramatic circumstances, there's really very little point.
(*) my office provides a very tidy view
(#) I don't literally mean ourselves, I suggest getting a professional to do it
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